niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
justintheallan: soycrates: endreal: avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone. Shout out to Guinea Pigs which...
vincereauimori: mrsmelchiorgabor: the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster. some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger
amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less
me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that
jslutscanada: Can we just take a minute to slow clap for tumblr’s staff because they put this on the front page of tumblr: They get us.
kittykatastrophic: marina-del-cyrus: Whenever I get period cramps I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
Anonymous asked: I just gotta thank you for all the Ran pics!! You are the only blog I follow that has pictures of Miranda!! Thank You!!
casabloncas: i want to do pg 13 things with u
oomshi: WHY IS GAY MARRIAGE EVEN AN ISSUE